Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
What could've been
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
She also tried it on for you to make sure it was nice and comfy.
hockeychicl003 6
he should have kept that last part a secret haha
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Comments (82)
GiveMeLove_fml 6
He probably just needed a second opinion :) most men are embarrassed when shopping for lingerie.
pathxfinder 11
hey look at it this way at least she doesn't hate you like most parents of boyfriends/girlfriends on this site
hatedbyhim 19
why does this remind me of the FML about the girl's fiancé buying his mum a ring so she wouldn't be left out? kinda the same concept
fantasyworld 39
Girls know more about what girls like than guys. He could have been with her while she picked it out.
twilight2002 17
that's sweet..he will marry you