Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
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Heartbreakher 0
WTF, dump his ass!
BigSmiles7 0
how does she deserve this... awh that's lame! call him out on it
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Comments (114)
gcarevalo 0
lol sounds like my friend's ex... anyways u shuold dump his ass... u deserve btr
Squeezeit 0
if he cared about you he'd have the decency to write you a new poem. if he didn't care much but at respected you he'd at least check to make sure his ex's name wasn't obvious. it's not a coincidence. you KNOW it isn't. don't bullshit yourself.
Spyrunner 0
The ex could have written it for him to give to OP, as a way to get them to break up.
Volcomrox2266 0
I bet your name starts with the same letter, and you just wanted somthing to bitch about. get back in the kitchen
visage 0
who the hell even looks for something like this, seriously??!
perdix 31
Here's one to give him: Every time I see you An angel sings Then gets his wings. So much love we share How much do it care It hurts so much in There Re-write this in your own handwriting and do the first letter in each line in fancy illumination.
bombtastic 10
beautiful. :) hahaha.
ccovey 2
what kind of psycho are you?!! who the hell would even notice that? you must be one of those insecure chicks that is clingy as hell and later becomes a stalker. he did something nice for you (big mistake). you should be thankful, shut up, and use your mouth for sucking his **** like you are supposed to
ooji 0
that suxs ! u aught to write him one where each line starts with letters of tosser
raithex 0
I'd definitely talk to him about that. Maybe it's a coincidence, but at the same time, it's very unlikely to be a coincidence So, confront him about it instead of being upset.
acesarge 0
So what. At least he is nice enough to give you a poem.