Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
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Heartbreakher 0
WTF, dump his ass!
BigSmiles7 0
how does she deserve this... awh that's lame! call him out on it
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Comments (114)
ash92_fml 0
ew, if a guy ever gives me a romantic poem i'll probably vomit in his face.
AmoraLynn 6
Wow that blows if it isn't a coincidence. To all the people giving you a hard time for noticing that I think they are being silly, there are many poems that spell things out and after I read a poem I look for things like that. You should really ask him about it, just find a way to do it in a non confrontational way, don't accuse him, just mention that you noticed it and were confused.
sarcdude 3
I won't say dump him but I will say it's a strike.
Emily62995 0
thats happened to me. but it said some derty things tourd his ex. lazy ppl dont diserv relatinships
suxs4ulol 22
but ur to lazy to spell correctly, so you dont diserve relashionships either;)
rockin198 0
if he does something like that again dump him
Hanban 0
There there, twoknives. Snickerdoodle's just really really good with finding rare names.
adaliapeace 3
I wouldn't say it was a coincidence, but in my experience a lot of men are forgetful. Perhaps he found the poem, didn't remember that it had been written for her, and assumed he'd written it for you and just forgot to give it to you. It's not likely that he would have sat there looking at the first letter of each line or anything to make sure, he probably didn't even remember writing it. You're overreacting. I'd point it out to him, but don't let it get to you. Don't dump him for it, that's just retarded. @#111 - I suppose that means you don't deserve a relationship either, since you're too lazy to use a spell check. Even my learning-disordered, dyslexic ex-boyfriend wasn't too lazy to do that when he was posting on a public site.
88sforlife 0
You Should Confront Him About It And If His Answer Is Beliavable
chellabella856 0
YDI for dating a douche bag
Tamarahh 4
He's an ass, but still; why did you even check what the first letters spelled?