Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughed at how "corny and stupid" it was because he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
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Heartbreakher 0
WTF, dump his ass!
BigSmiles7 0
how does she deserve this... awh that's lame! call him out on it
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Comments (114)
forever2009 0
lmao he's dumbb
thtnerdykid 0
if that was a coincidence, then FhisLife
dance_till_dawn 0
Either he's trying to tell you something, in which case he's a douche, or he's just a moron.
fairies633 8
dump him. dump him!
colonel_samders0 0
I'd say it depends on what his ex's name is. if it's something short like anne, I'd say coincidence but if it's something longer like meredith, yeah it was meant for her
null_fml 11
My ex-girlfriend's name is Quazexilpa. Thanks for the painful memories. :(
nightELFassasin6 0
why the he'll r chicks sooo paranoid all the time
eatmybeans 0
what the hell would make you check all of that? what the hell is wrong with you?!?!?
Erindub 0
Thats shitty but at least he deemed you good enough to be a girl he'd give a poem too. Tell him you think it was so sweet you want another one.
iplaymw2 0
genius