Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
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Heartbreakher 0
WTF, dump his ass!
BigSmiles7 0
how does she deserve this... awh that's lame! call him out on it
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Comments (114)
mzhonesty 0
Write him one with the first letters spelling the name of your ex next time. See if he notices. If he doesn't, then RELAX.
bhsnare 0
wow, paranoid much? u actually took the time to notice the first letter of each verse spelled her name...sad
ifinishlast 0
for all you know his ex gfs name could be something really short like Amy or maybe she was Chinese and her name was Wu. hopefully you're one of those couples that's been going out for only 3 days and you're one paranoid ma'fucka
containsnosoy 0
Nice. If it really bugs you, talk to him about it. If he gets defensive, you know you don't want to be with him anyways. If not, he may realize that it's not cool to regive things in this way.
jollykilla704 0
you are very observent. and atleast you have that :)
stormin972 0
And you are so paranoid, you read the first letter of every word? Dumbass
paulafelixf0 0
Wheter he's copying or not, that depends. Is his ex's name Anna or Salim Hajamba Mamba XII?
snoosnoo 1
Lol @ Salim Hajamba Mamba XII XD By the way isn't Salim a guy's name?
Crucifictorious 0
you should dump him on the basis that no one should use lame ass gimmicks like that in a poem.
z620 0
and your looking at it that thoroughly? if your that suspicious of him maybe there is a problem but you should feel lucky getting a poem
pfunk129 1
he's into recycling. nothing wrong with that