Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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flashback.miss 28
whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....
Fuzzfoot 0
so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?
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MelanyNightmaree 0
that's hilarious.
Nooneslooking 0
ahhhhhh I have that too. it's pretty terrible.
robz0rz 0
Jesus. What's his problem?
Ninjarear 0
Aww I'm sorry, but that sounds kind of cute.
mandaapandaa_2 0
hahaha I do this to y boyfriend a lot , but it's ony because I love him haha :)
liecake 0
Oh Goddess, that's terrible!! I'm so so sorry about that, OP; I know how you feel. I have sensory integration disorder, and all throughout grade and high school my classmates taunted me about it and did things like that. Pure hell. Anyhow, I hope you dumped him. That's just horrid.
erickk_fml 0
ha! that's mean but funny at the same time. :)
jerica98 0
same exact thing with me
hail3ymari3 0
I'm curious as to why you feel the need to actually touch things with both hands. Is it just an unexplainable urge, or have you actually thought about it and come to a conclusion as to a possible reason for doing so?
lovejuju 3
lol the way you described it made it sound funny. but I'm sure it really wasn't.