Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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flashback.miss 28
whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....
Fuzzfoot 0
so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?
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jdawg4545 0
omg that would be so dam funny id probly shit my pants watchin some1 try to do that
PinkRoseLove 0
Dear OP, what you should have done afterward was brush his cheek with one hand and then punch him in the face with the other hand. Then when he is knocked on his ass, stand over him, laughing at him of course, and yell, "WERE EVEN NOW, BITCH!" and walk out. He sucks at life
samuel18 0
lmfao!!!! that is awesome!!
C6Racer 0
L M A O. Those who say it's not funny, get a damn sense of humor. She's not dead.
thisguy22 33
hilarious. good way for you to work on your OCD issues as well.
wriptidez 0
go to a doc that specializes in Ocd not just any doc will do
MissxXXItalia 5
In a way, he could be helping you over come your OCD?
ObtrusiveDave_fml 0
Hahhahhaha funny
soxgurl46 0
that's so weird, I have the same kind of OCD
elme0212 0
he probably believed it was the equivalent to tickling someone. you don't like it, and the tickler can't help but laugh.