Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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flashback.miss 28
whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....
Fuzzfoot 0
so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?
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Deemon_Cat 0
Ok, that's technically very wrong but well...I find it funny...very funny.
make_me_smile 4
ur bf is one messed up b*tch
repoman51 3
that is pretty funny
idkandidc 0
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaah LOVVEE
tnsoccerboy 2
that is awesome:)
venomxprodigy 0
think of the benefits for him though. you suck his dick and end in an odd number of sucking you'll have to even it out lucky man he is
PredyJessica 0
that is so wrong and soo funny..but then again wrong lol
FOAD 0
Sounds like OP has Sensory Integration Disorder, not OCD. The two are often confused or even coincidal, the difference is that SID is essentially OCD of the senses. So unless OP is counting how many times she's touching her boyfriends face, it's probably not the case. Hell even some psychologists/neurologists misdiagnose it because it's often useless to explain it to their patient. OCD is easier and more commonly recognized. It's like how some lazy doctors just tell parents of Asperger children that the kid is Autistic. I have Sensory Integration Disorder, i have the same problem with things needing to be symmetrical, especially with sensation. I guess people react differently, my boyfriend plays around with me the same way. He'll torture me with sensations, but it's more of a joke and he eventually let's me correct it, and we laugh, i smack him, and we go about our business. I had a lot of issues growing up with Sensory Integration Disorder, I get very overwhelmed and upset easily. I had to start homeschooling in 8th grade because I couldn't handle day-to-day school work. There are so many clothes I couldn't wear, shoes I couldn't wear, food I couldn't eat, smells I couldn't smell.... About 2 years ago I started what's called Neurofeedback, it stimulates parts of the brain in order to force my synapsis to function properly. I gained 20lbs, lol, because I was eating food that I'd never been able to eat due to textures (I would throw up the food immediately if it didn't have the right texture) I'm wearing clothes I've never been able to wear before. It still effects me mentality a lot of the time, and now with my chosen career path it's actually helping me. I recently graduated Massage Therapy school at the top of my class because I can feel problems in people that most other Therapists cannot. :) So my curse has turned into a profitable blessing. The most advice I can offer to people, seek professionals who can help you, because THEY ARE THERE. Also, don't get so offended by little jokes from people who love you. Stop being so damn sensitive, if you're lighthearted, then people will embrace you and all you're prideful weirdness :)
welldang24 0
I think I have this! I have all of these symptoms... I always thought it was just related to my other weird OCD tendencies. But as a child I refused to wear socks becayse of the feeling of the seams, I can't eat any vegetables because of the texture, and I constantly have to keep everything on my body symmetrical in regar to touching anything. Thanks for drawing my attention to this I always just thought I was weird, I feel better ti know it has a name :)
roketkween 0
awkward hand jobs
spade1997 0
haha faved