Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
sumi
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
SezzyJ
Australia
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Maybe you shouldn't have been ******* your boyfriend's iPod.
krez 20
Why were you dating an iTard anyway?
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Comments (166)
djfochay 0
owned
hebertsgirl30 0
I think the iPod means more
lolzkitty 0
wth????tell him hes a dumbass 4 beliveing what the app said
drealmorales 2
THE I POD KNOWS!!!! >:0
rat3dxx 0
hahaha wow
neongurl98 10
honey, u can do SOOOO much better!
NYR1926 0
that shit doesnt lie
Java6Nerd 10
Suddenly the Zune's not lookin' so bad, hu?
aFatFuck 0
smart man, those apps never lie
eimajthezombie 0
I think you can do better than a boy who judges you based on what his iPod has to say about you. No harm done.