Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
sumi
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
alaina2001
Massillon, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
SezzyJ
Australia
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Maybe you shouldn't have been ******* your boyfriend's iPod.
krez 20
Why were you dating an iTard anyway?
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Comments (166)
KVloveBC 0
Ohh snaps!! If it's her hand, it's huge!
shazna 0
are you cheating?
lionheart822 13
lol if so, then he has to be gay(not judging please don't get mad) cause (s)he's wearing a huge purple bracelet.
atomicaz 0
do u really wanna be with a guy who relys on his ipod so much? best off without him
alicec123 0
he's stupid. he did you a favor by dumping you, sweetie.
Yodimon 0
If he cares so little about you that he'll dump you because an app on his ipod told him to, then I think you needed to find someone new anyway. Still, FYL for being with such a loser.
emilie_lovie 0
he's a real dick!! but why date him if he trusts a stupid app more than you
foreverever369 0
what the **** ? why the hell were you dating him in the first place ?
bentonfootball 0
Im so sorry,but that is halarious!
FMLttp12 0
Um... Well first of all are u cheating? Lol haha what a dip shit!