dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
ohman
Singapore
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
dead
Canada
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Top comments
jojimugo 20
Is he gay?
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah sweetheart that’s not the reason, it can’t be
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Comments (16)
fjvitt 14
Is that a conditioned response?
baristalbc 18
With a comment like that, I think he probably just can’t really date a girl.....period. (Speaking from experience)