Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
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bestnameright 14
Reminds me of the FML where the girl pees when the boyfriend touches her in the belly button.
petitezombie_fml 0
Is your boyfriend sixteen?
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Comments (122)
WoolyWhoop 7
It's just a noise that comes out of your ****** now and again, big whoop. My ex accidently queefed in my face once, didn't bother either of us, it was funny. My other ex-gf accidently farted, yes, farted beside me while she was drunk and it was hilarious. Girls, it's just a funny noise. Try being embarrassed when you can't get a boner because the dog is watching or the in-laws are in the next room. That's embarrassing.
laden_swallow09 35
22- Speak for yourself, man.
spottyblanket 8
If he doesn't stop, dump him.
Ally156 5
Your boyfriend is disgusting and way too gross!
fatman1970 25
As long as he's not trying to play a tune...
jayhawkchik 4
TMI.
15Erik 21
Nordrag, Star Wars with Toy Story!? Amazing!
kelly101_ 1
he'll get tired of it eventually. calm down.
Sipitslow 0
I actually like the sound when I'm dipping in the cookie jar XD
MuslimBeard 3
Your boyfriend isnt gross, YOURE gross