Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
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bestnameright 14
Reminds me of the FML where the girl pees when the boyfriend touches her in the belly button.
petitezombie_fml 0
Is your boyfriend sixteen?
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Comments (122)
lisakin 13
Ummm.. Gross
DragonzCreator 3
Let him have his fun for a while and then tell him to stop or ELSE. Let him try figuring out what the "or else" part is.
unknown_user5566 27
2- Agreed. Every once in a while I can understand being goofy like that, but doing it repeatedly just seems silly. I'm guessing girls usually just put up with it, so those guys think it's okay.
Eelam_star 2
At heart, we guys are just kids. This is like a new shinny toy and we will get bored eventually :)
BananerzFresh 12
Just don't allow your bf to use his fingers. Simple as that.
KayZeep 3
Break up and get a new guy so sex can be sexy again.
Eelam_star 2
I know ehh, **** talking about problems when you can break up. If you really believe thats a solution then you my friend is forever alone
KiddNYC1O 22
People like 24 are not forever alone if you know what I mean. =P
KayZeep 3
Yeah, I've never been one for conversations. It's actions that matter.
X_Codes 11
Is it a legitimate queef if he's making the noise with his fingers?
ICastillo 25
That's an interesting discovery, it's like playing a piano ****** or piangina
LolPieRofl 11
Piangina cat!
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn, to each his own.
d4m4s74 12
seriously, a guy who likes queefs? you just found something rarer then Bigfoot.
KiddNYC1O 22
Wow, you're fresh meat. You must not know of all sorts of fetishes that exist. Assuming you're not being sarcastic, of course, and that that just flew over my head. =/