Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors. I checked myself out in one of the mirrors. Then my boyfriend says "That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my partner has been losing weight to get slimmer and took a picture of the scale. He posted it onto his Facebook and tagged me in it. After two hours we got messages from his family to look in the reflection of the glass on the scale and I was nude in the background. Thanks, Hun! FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
Perhaps from his point of view the mirror made you appear impossibly skinny.
britches 0
ouch
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Comments (84)
Joe2794 0
Who knows? Maybe the mirror made you look like a twig
eeee93757 0
This is what I don't get about girls...they want you to be honest, but if the truth isn't what they want to hear they flip out....annoying.
Georgia795 0
#7, I think it would be a good idea if you threw yourself off a cliff or something? It would make the world a difference :)
kukopia 0
Dump him and get a girlfriend that will tell you how pretty you are as you share gallons of ice-cream and pound after pound of cake.
lich_fml 0
umm those things make you look UNGODLY skinny. i don't think it was meant as an insult..?
ithedarkknight 0
lose some weight... if you want too... but make sure you do it for yourself not for your boyfriend...
bigotcretin 0
ydi, fat bitch.
fucklifeee 0
Everyone's calling her fat, but don't those mirrors make you look ridiculously skinny, like anorexic-ish? It was still a little mean of your boyfriend, though.
gerblerr 0
why should we feel bad that your fat? i feel bad for your boyfriend.
EveryDayJackAss 0
well......24 hour fitness doesn't sound too bad now does it?