Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors. I checked myself out in one of the mirrors. Then my boyfriend says "That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my partner has been losing weight to get slimmer and took a picture of the scale. He posted it onto his Facebook and tagged me in it. After two hours we got messages from his family to look in the reflection of the glass on the scale and I was nude in the background. Thanks, Hun! FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
Perhaps from his point of view the mirror made you appear impossibly skinny.
britches 0
ouch
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Comments (84)
feelingblue 0
atlest he is still your boyfriend and you know he is honest:))
Ranoona 0
I think the mirror might have made you looked like a toothpick so don't take it so hard. If not then FYL.
iiTEMP524 0
Awww :( ur bf is a meanie. If has an iss. With ur looking that way youuu do... Then yu shud bounce
Kupokupupo 0
you should've pulled his pants down and gone 'well that's as big as that's ever gonna look'
tapesculpture 0
LMFAO
MadeOfAwesome 1
Ouch. Meanie pants :/
yaktazuki 0
ROFL
Raytestrak 3
Reminds of the movie "mask" where the misformed boy looks in one of those mirrors and almost looks normal. Great movie, sad (true) story. You should just lose weight.
adlauren 0
I honestly don't understand why girls insist upon dating jerks who say things like this. my boyfrieend would never dream of saying something so hurtful, and it's not like perfectly sweet guys randomly say hurtful things out of the blue. If you're going out with the kind of guy who would say crap like this, YDI for not dumping him sooner/going out with him at all.
penelope_fml 2
I don't get what the problem is here. You looked into a mirror that maked you seem skinny. So he said you looked skinny. So....
eliz3 0
maked? do you by any chance mean "made"?
penelope_fml 2
yup
camlz 0
the fml is that he said she isn't skinny and probably never will be that's y she's upset and should dump that mean ass douche
kawa_fml 0
Well, that's just rude.