Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors. I checked myself out in one of the mirrors. Then my boyfriend says "That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my partner has been losing weight to get slimmer and took a picture of the scale. He posted it onto his Facebook and tagged me in it. After two hours we got messages from his family to look in the reflection of the glass on the scale and I was nude in the background. Thanks, Hun! FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
Perhaps from his point of view the mirror made you appear impossibly skinny.
britches 0
ouch
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Comments (84)
bethechange_fml 0
Someone needs a new boyfriend. If he is the kinda person to say that to you then he isnt good enough for you
DuhthatsObvious 0
YDI for not being skinny.
DuhthatsObvious 0
And I'm not some troll, I'm saying if you were skinny you wouldn't be offended by what he said. Lose weight so you can stop being a whiny insecure little bitch.
l0kiftw 1
Ignorance is bliss. Guys a dick, but honest. As for some posters. Get laid kids.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You know the hilarious thing is you're probably not that fat. You're probably a size fourteen, which is actually normal. He's just a superficial guy who likes those stick thin, anorexic types. Anyway, those fun house mirrors tend to stretch you out to impossibly thin dimensions. So he's right, there's no way you'd ever actually be that thin, but to me it sounds like he was being a douche about it.
containsnosoy 0
Lol, I know right? Although, he might not even have meant it like it sounded
heyhoe_fml 0
holy shit dude, size 14 is H U G E. You cannot blame a guy for not wanting a whale size 14. Just because a man wants a girl that's not freaking size 14 doesn't mean he wants a sick, anorexic looking chick. Maybe he wants a healthier, normal size of 6 or 7 or 8. Anything over 10 is too big :-/
anniebananie 3
Yeah, seriously, size 14 is GIGANTIC. I'm a size 2 or 4 and I do not look anything close to skinny, just normal. Being a size 14 is never healthy! I'm so sick of fatties acting like being unhealthy is the norm, and that we should be attracted to their body type. Not gonna happen.
mirix 6
I'm a size 6 and my whole family is already complaining about my size !!!! Size 14 would be O___________O
lmmmr 0
Hate to be a nitpicker, #46, but for a man to want a size 7 he would be wanting a teenage girl. Even numbers are adult sizes, odds are "juniors."
chippa 24
I don't know what world you live in, but size fourteen isn't fat at all. A size 16 would be someone who is just on the brink of being slightly overweight. Maybe you live somewhere with weird sizes. :
jessxoxo28 5
wow, some bf u got there.
bleh993 0
insensitive much? tell him all your orgasms were fake xD
anna1098 0
maybe it made u look tooo skinny but u are skinny it might not be a bad thing
yeagerdarling 0
Lose the wight or he's gonna dump you.
Pyrbaby 0
Why the hell is he an ass? Why the suggestions to insult him? I highly doubt he was being a "meanie." Those things make you look so thin that anorexics are obese in comparison. Oh no, he said she'll never look like skeletor again! What an asshole! *eyeroll* These "my boyfriend/husband said something that was probably totally innocent/honest and I blew it way out of proportion" fmls are getting really old.
maxpowerd 0
Hey, maybe he's like me and doesn't find really skinny girls attractive... He probably meant it as a compliment, if he's with you, he obviously finds you attractive...stop being so emo