Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors. I checked myself out in one of the mirrors. Then my boyfriend says "That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my partner has been losing weight to get slimmer and took a picture of the scale. He posted it onto his Facebook and tagged me in it. After two hours we got messages from his family to look in the reflection of the glass on the scale and I was nude in the background. Thanks, Hun! FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
Perhaps from his point of view the mirror made you appear impossibly skinny.
britches 0
ouch
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MSuzanneL 0
And I'm betting half these people are 300 pound hairy bastards
jijahjiah 0
asshole -_- i bet you're fine. if he can't appreciate you for you, he doesn't deserve you. BUT if you are overweight then yeah you should go exercise and etc. If you're fine and average, tell your boyfriend that what he said was totally rude. if he dismisses it...then dump his ass
xx23xx 0
shittttt why you dating someone like that
c0rtneyp3ters 0
in a mirror, that was really big. you should've said. "you're right, that might be the skinniest i'll ever be, but this is the biggest you'll ever be. ;) You have it worse."
Peacelover99 0
I really hate ones like this, because it shows how much of a jerk guys can be to girls. I really wish some guys would consider our feelings before they go off and "Joke" if he's joking in that case. But if not, break up with him. He obviously doesn't love you for you, and he's a douche.
SarahBabyCakes05 0
dump his ass. or lose weight if he's that important.
brunette4life 0
#62, that's legit :) AMEN!
ile2010 0
So many of you women react to stuff like this by saying "dump his ass" or something that involves some sort od pubic insult or injury. Maybe you do it because you don't have the guts to dump your boyfriend when he makes an insensitive comment. You can't judge the guy based on the comment. We don't know how much the OP weighs. More importantly, we don't know how her boyfriend generally treats her. I've said way worse things to my fiancee jokingly and on occassion hurt her feelings, for which I've apologized. She would never dump me for saying those things because: 1 - I don't mean to me hurtful, 2 - I don't do it often, 3 - I'm above and beyond being "nice" 95% of the time. Making fun of something a person cannot change is when you start to get mean. Dick-size comments are a big no-no. Most of us are unhappy about our dick sizes because we fail to realize what is normal and average. We cannot change our dicks. One dick insult and your man may never again feel like he can satisfy you, which may result in him not trying. Who loses more? Make fun of his fat, or love handles, or body hair or whatever. He'll forgive those, just as you should. Also, don't fake your orgasms. Sure it may make your man feel better about himself, but than you may never get satisfied. I give my fiancee a minimum of one ****** every time we have sex, and trust me, she ain't faking it. She can't act worth $hit. I wasn't always able to do this. Talk to your partner and don't joke around. Yes, some guys are assholes. I prefer to call myself the "occasional douche". Most people I know fall into this category.
HeXr 22
your boyfriend is a ******* douche. punch him in the face and leave.
Adamantyne 7
# 71 "So many of you women react to stuff like this by saying "dump his ass" or something that involves some sort odd pubic insult or injury"