Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Hand shandy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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genesisnirvana 11
was there any foreplay?
DudeImBetter 0
you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.
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Comments (419)
kidtoronto 5
Take it as a compliment. It means you're hot.
missnadia_fml 3
and I jizzed in my pants...
remain 3
perhaps he just enjoys the fact that he can imagine he is in you...
mandoalba 5
can u say virgin
NYBellz 0
omg u poor thing ... he must be feeling like a bitch
DaangItsBrooke 8
didn't think that was possible
ytew6 6
wow, you must be hot!
gibbs2134 0
well maybe ur so hot that u turned him on so much he couldn't control himself? perhaps it could be a good thing
VictoriaDesiree 0
not an fml; it's a compliment. you must be hot. lol
MagicMarker 0
Wow, that's just...beyond pathetic. Good luck finding a new boyfriend who's a real man! And all you people saying this can't be a real FML because it just means the OP is hot: what good does that do her if she doesn't get an ****** because her boyfriend is too busy creaming himself at the mere sight of her? You people all must be really selfish lovers.