Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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marinus_fml 20
It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.
xxlauruh 0
lol, slayed. at least he's honest.
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Comments (93)
THEKAISER 4
Is his name George Costanza?
purdyphish 3
don't worry op he's probably way to good for you, or your insane, or you could just be a retard......
Miguel11167 4
Maybe All Of The Above.
birdfreak 24
reminds me of the lily allen album "it's not me it's you" not fair is a great song. btw thats not fair for you. you need a new bf
instantmusic 4
Well, he's honest. You gotta admire that.
bonnie_vb8 5
true dat
FamilyGuyFTW 0
Just be glad hes honest and doesnt lie all the time?
Spider123456789 6
you probavly deserved it.
ginger2216 0
That reminds me if George Lopez when max breaks up with his wife and says "it's not me, it's you" hahaha
Jdgaf 3
You act like that line was original too
kennapie12 3
My 8th grade science teacher alwYs told us 2. Say it that way cuz like Rly u mean it that wAy
Maggey 19
54, I can't even consider your comment to be "language"
writergirl23 19
so it's your fault. buck up and improve instead of thinking you're perfect.