Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.
xxlauruh 0
lol, slayed. at least he's honest.
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Comments (93)
nemisis11 12
Do you have really big eyes and are part of a movie that's coming out soon?
OhWowThatSucks4U 2
aww... i thought i was the only one to think of that. :(
HomeAl0ne 20
Face it, he just saved you 9 hours of introspective whining with your girlfriends where you dissect every word he ever said over the last 6 months and come up with convoluted reasons why he said this and did that and wrote that status on his Facebook page and wouldn't let you look at his mobile that time he got a text when you were out and on and on and on and on. Now you know why.
nickle4054 1
what are the odds that when I read this the song "it's not me, it's you" by skillet was playing on the radio?
Zomg_Okay 27
Who cares what the odds are? A great song is a great song.
headbanger08 0
I respect an honest guy.
hateevryone 15
screw him. you could do better anyway
SleepOnStones 5
Well, there must be something wrong with you :/
lovelinkinpark 1
Reminds me of Skillet. Why? They of a song called "it's not me,it's you" maybe he listens to Skillet?
UnearthedEight9 0
wtf he stolld my line.. that a**hole
cimh 9
Did he give any reason... I mean WHAT the problem is with you - for him?