Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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marinus_fml 20
It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.
xxlauruh 0
lol, slayed. at least he's honest.
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Comments (93)
Fluffywolfz 0
about time someone was honest
princess711 0
SKILLET SONG- FTW!!! He's a douche OP
g3rusz 6
Though we can't exclude the possibility that he's right and OP is a bitch. Stories like this tend to have two sides.
dudeway4 0
HA HA
stuffilove153 4
How clever that's how I broke up with my boyfriend...I then proceeded to tell him I had to question my own sexuality because of him...that was an awkward conversation.
MaskedGuardian 3
shit happens....i hope you gave him a piece of your mind .....
lil_37 0
I've done that! works great!
fatme2012 7
Sucks. Fyl
stargazur 9
It's okay. My boyfriend broke up with me saying "it's not you it's me" and then got with another girl in the same hour. It sucks but you just have to fight through the tears.