Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
This rather depends on the "something"! If you're responsible for the massacre of 10,000 infants then YDI really.
HeartYou101 31
Similar thing happened to my friend and her dumbass ex. He called her every name under the sun, after he went creeping through her FB messages when she was asleep and found that she made out with our other friend's brother once 2 years before getting with him. It was infuriating how mentally and emotionally abusive he was to her. If your boyfriend was like this to you OP, leave and never go back!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (21)
davedp3 4
Anyone else thinking ****?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
OP's reluctance to say what it was she did 5 years ago does fit with it being ****. But it fits with a bunch of other things too. It's definitely a possibility though.
skychild79 8
So not ****!
Jonkbaby 23
dump his as!
TheNewGuy03 29
So you leave us all with the completely inevitable question: What in the name of **** did you do? Are you wanted for murder? Is a hitman after you? We need answers!
ajt75927 6
Depending on what it was it could be justified. I.e. Being a child molester. Or it could be stupid like you dyed your hair blond.
xx000o 27
If you contracted an std five years ago and didn't tell him then I could understand some anger on his part.
skychild79 8
OP here he seems to think I lied to him about (wait for it cuz he sounds so stupid) A tattoo I got he's pissed because I had a tattoo done by a guy. I know I'm under a different name. couldn't remember my username or password
Inuyasha843 12
Ok yeah he is dumb was there a name in your tattoo or something then
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
What is the tattoo of? Is it in an intimate place and you told him that he was your first? Why does he think you lied? But yeah, he's sounding like the jerk in this story now.
skychild79 8
not in inappropriate place.
skychild79 8
it's because a guy did the tattoo. and it not inappropriate or in an inappropriate place I think he just ******* crazy
DoomedGemini 38
Even if it's in a personal place that doesn't affect someone being their first?! Unless the artist actually ****** her, it has no effect on her virginity or anything. And honestly even if it was in a private area, Id find it stupid. It's like getting angry that you have a male doctor around your private parts. They're doing their job. Honestly, you're much better off op. Sad you spent so much time with him, but now you can try to find someone that's not stupid or crazy.
Billsonhamsen 17
Most girls are not going to get a tattoo on a private part if they are virgins or at least their virginity won't last long.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I didn't say that it would be a sensible reaction but at least it would be understandable. OP, if your boyfriend broke up with you over a tattoo you got years ago then you're better off without him.
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Well what was the thing that happened 5 years ago?
Bearsmomma 30
OP says in comments. #24
rampatmonkey 7
yeah, if it's getting into a knife fight with some hobos for their last bottle of hooch, then ydi. need more info on this one.
Cebolamole 13
Did you murder anyone? That would be a valid excuse, I guess...
MrGarrett26 11
shouldn't have slept around