Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Maybe he will read the letter and change his mind.
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Comments (86)
E_breaker 0
oh that's good.
lisatheshopper 0
sorryyy :(
Amanda2772 0
Maybe he'll change his mind and want you back...
omgimdabest 0
who writes letters to their current boyfriends?
DishHeads 9
ydi for not using email. what is this 1954 ?
linx468 8
Dishheads you retard, a love letter written by hand is more romantic than an email and romantic is what the op wanted the letter to be.
KiddNYC1O 22
41- exactly
susieKiute 0
awww :( I hate jerks that lie and mess with your feelings
Griggy 0
Maybe he sensed your neediness and decided to break it off...
wowthatsucks5 8
just if he confronts you about it say you were being sarcastic cuse he said he's all ways be there for you then he broke upwith you.... unless he thinks it's sweet or something
blankaex 0
What's with all the FMLs with "It wouldn't have been so bad if..."? Its consistancy is rather irritating.
LMFAOwned 9
It's called a cell phone. Buy one.
pohkerfayce 0
lol
xsarahxy 0
omg I'm sorry op :(
EdenCrystal 21
One word: Email
ShyWolff 5
It's meant to be romantic and more thoughtful. Actually putting effort into something. Instead of half a**ing it like most people do
luvsucks 0
that sux
Lo0o0o0oveMe 11
That 'sux'? M'dear, what I believe 'sux' is your spelling.
schwancy 2
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You snail-mailed him a letter? weirdo...
luvsucks 0
wow rele
kaijapapaya 0
I think its kind of cute. Guys may not be so sentimental, but if my boyfriend took the time to mail me a love letter, it'd be a lot more touching than a text that takes two second.
HailsMM 0
you don't know the situation
FFML_314 12
Maybe he will read the letter and change his mind.
iron_chefITALY 0
the truth will set you free
Jessi_the_sexii 0
indeed 6
HeatherXCore 0
12- that's what I was thinking. She's going to look like a crazy ex that won't let the relationship go. That or he will see the error of his ways and get back with her. I can see either way.
thriceforme 3
That does suck :-/ Really though, you're probably better off without him.
The_Shaman_Of_Se 0
I moderated this :Dd
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thriceforme 3
Too funny!
charlcielove 0
oh my this sarcasm is overwhelming. I love it.
KianaCaca 10
Maybe he'll change his mind? :D
YouLookSoFine 0
If he reads the letter and changes his mind...don't take him back If he did it once he'll do it again. yeah, take that!
unidentified_sta 5
Sounds like a long-distance relationship, if he is quick to dump you in such a situation you really shouldn't waste your time and heart