Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughed at how "corny and stupid" it was because he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
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uarudeassbitchyo 17
Aw :( Maybe he will change his mind you never know, stay positive
Black_Knight80 13
Sing it anyways, forget what he says. He might feel dumb at the end.
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Comments (77)
nialls_girl 13
Dump his sorry self and save your love song for someone who will appreciate it.
avavav 5
that's how men are, dont worry, song wont go unheard, keep calm
597mph 10
At least his timing is right...
Shade1982 21
Is this a thing? I don't know ANYONE who does this...
Qwertyl 1
What a strange comment from your boyfriend. Why would he even make such a comment if he didn't know you were writing him a song? He probably already knew you made it and would be uncomfortable hearing it.
jdwmoore 5
wow that's rough. I'm sorry
PonyTails13 3
He probably saw it somewhere and wanted to prevent the situation.
lucasj2345 7
your boyfriend dodged a bullet not having to hear it.