Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
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Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughed at how "corny and stupid" it was because he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
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uarudeassbitchyo 17
Aw :( Maybe he will change his mind you never know, stay positive
Black_Knight80 13
Sing it anyways, forget what he says. He might feel dumb at the end.
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Comments (77)
middlenamefrank 8
Sing it, baby, sing it! Maybe he thinks it's cheesy because he's never had it done for him.
Headcrab 29
I can show you the woooorld
alr158 18
OP, I think he's found out & said that to prevent you embarrassing yourself in front of him, or his embarrassment if he doesn't like it. Tell him you spent 3 months writing a song & see what he says from there. Maybe either: A) give it to him as a poem in writing first; or B) record it somehow & let him listen in his own time privately & can structure his feedback?
Wonder_Woman9932 5
he knew!!!
Calfml2 8
looks like you have arrived!
drumguy218 11
your husband may be retarded...
MidnightMusic53 37
Says the guy who read "boyfriend" as "husband."
TallMist 32
Wait.. So OP's boyfriend is retarded because he doesn't like singing couples? Oookay then.
chosha_fml 27
I guess it'll depend on the song and how cheesy it is. You might become one of those cool couples who sings great songs to each other.
mooman36 15
Sounds like he found your song and doesn't want to hear it and so told you in the nicest way possible.
rawrjuju 5
You should just sing it to him, pretty sure it'll still make him smile. Especial if it's a song make for him.
tuffykat 8
you should be able to be as cheesy as you want with him and he should embrace and vice versa, you should have told him yes you are going to be the cheesiest couple ever, kraft cheese might sue you all!