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sourgirl101 29

Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.

KaintukeeBob 13

Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.

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sockmonkey576 6

When I was little I wondered the same thing...:D

TriDoubleSkip 0

o lord men can be so dumb so times!

chaoticK_fml 2

My boyfriend just asked me the same thing a few days ago...he's 29.

minniedorkie 3

People ask me that all the time. Oh god

aduro1991 4

Ok honestly I'm a 21 yr old man who's watched countless **** b4 I had health es in high school I didn't kno that women had 2 holes I thought they were like men wit 1 hole

Cyric4223 2

did you show him? Most guys really don't know because sex ed is retarded and many women feel uncomfortable about being looked at that closely. You should show him. @513, the only real hole there is the urethra, the other one you are thinking of is the birthing canal which leads to still another "hole" called the cervix. Beyond here are still 2 more "holes" known as the fallopian tubes.

amh1996 1

My boyfriend asked me the same... He still doesn't understand after explaining it to him every month

ajkwilso 8

That's a legit question

paulhawkes 5

It is ignorant. But the guy was clearly wanting to learn, and had the humility to ask. Very easy to judge from the armchair.