Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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hhhiii 0
I never thought about that and I'm a girl :O
gillilandreas 0
that's disgusting. why would you leave it in????? urine can still be absorbed by the tampon. you didn't know that? I agree, he needs a sex Ed course, but you need a personal hygiene course, honey,
popsvb01 9
Sex Ed isn't exactly Anatomy. I don't remember seeing a diagram with the words woman pee from here with an arrow pointing
rover404 0
So... this was interesting. I had no idea this was like that. I had always wondered the same thing. Though, for me, this is more just a 'Ah, that's nice to know' thing than a 'Oh, so that's where I'm not putting my thing'... thing 'cause I'm gay. So I guess, unlike the vast majority of the male commenters on here, this isn't vital information. TL;DR: I'm gay. What is this?
bigblue95 0
well he shld have taken bio. they go in depth in that class. so he really doesnt have an excuse
lawnboy420 0
FML..more like TMI!!! I never knew there were two holes..not counting the asshole of course
DocBastard 40
Lawnboy, hear me now and believe me later - you can NEVER have too much information about the female anatomy. You want to know how to please a woman, you have to have a road map. I won't even get into the location of the G spot. That's level 65 there.
EvilDave 13
Level 65 Doc? That there tells me that unless you are female, all your knowledge of female anatomy comes from books.
Sinkhole 26
What's wrong with learning female anatomy from books? If more people could just grab an anatomy book and read it, we wouldn't have so many idiotic comments in this thread! By the way, I agree with Doc, it is level 65.
DocBastard 40
No, Dave. That's practical knowledge. That's "practical," as in "it comes with practice."
Gadomski87 2
Lol
doubleohseven 0
lol I didn't actually know either unilateral this year bc one of my female friends was trying to explain a tampon for me. I said ooooh is that why girls take their purses to the br w them? and she facepalmed me. lol
toohuge 0
as in the two holes u mean " butthole " and ****** right?
austanyo 0
THERE ARE TWO HOLES?!?!