Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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katiebells 0
uhmm, I'm a teenage girl and I didn't know that. not to mention I just took sex ed last year. XD they deff don't teach us that, ahahah (:
starberries 0
Why does everyone keep saying "yes they do teach it in sex ed!" and "no they don't!"? Do you morons not realize that not every sex ed class is identical? And Katie, really? How can you not tell that your pee is not coming from your ******...?
katiebells 0
I'm just saying, they don't teach that where I live. and seriously, like I pay attention?
pompousjackass 10
Don't treat him like an idiot. Where I'm from, most schools have separate sex ed classes for boys and girls. Of course, general stuff (basics of reproduction etc.) is covered together, but the really in-depth sex-specific bodily stuff is done separately, presumably to avoid embarrassment on either part. Even if you don't generally take separate classes, can you really expect him (or almost any guy) to be terribly interested in how many passages a girl has and which one the pee comes out of? For the record, I didn't know that girls have three holes, either.
Zebidee 9
I find the idea of separating the sexes for sex ed classes bizarre. I mean, it's not as if both genders aren't going to be present for the bits that count, right? In Australia, it's just a general part of the curriculum. The only time I ever saw the sexes separated was to lecture the girls not to flush tampons as they blocked the school's sewerage system. I just have this mental picture of a generation of American teens knowing how to play the latest version of CoD, but not having the foggiest idea how they came to have a kid.
iHateThisLife 10
WTF didn't he take health classes back in high school?
stubby84 0
nver learned it either in sex ed
Dmk100509 0
My ex boyfriend thought there was only 1 hole. After he found out he asked to insert a tampon for me.
katplayer 4
... I was talking with my own boyfriend just today. He didn't know either. He thought I was lying and pulled up diagrams on his phone to make sure. I definitely remember this being mentioned in sex ed last year and he had the same class, I guess he just didn't pay attention? D:
Zahara17 0
way to date a dumbass
Nickolazx 0
What do you mean? Two different holes?? Are you serious?? Now everything makes sence..... (Thats probably what he said after that)
BWill9014 4
LOL nice xD
fieldhockyluva24 4
so you're saying if a girl puts a tampon in and then for some reason has to pee 20 minutes later it would be gross to leave it in? seems pretty stupid to me.