Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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Zebidee 9
This is simple basic human anatomy. As a member of the species, it's rather important to have a vague idea of how people actually work. There is no reason at all not to know this. If YOU don't know this, then it's time you got off this site, and go start reading about the most utterly basic concepts.
allmidnighteyes 11
Well, shit. And here I thought the belly-button was the place where girls peed and had sex.
Kehaulani1994 0
I didn't know that girls could do that!! I think that's nasty actually haha. Hole 1: pee hole Hole 2: ****** (fortot the actual name) hole 3: the booty hole :D
DocBastard 40
You forgot the technical name for the ******? Try "******." I promise you it isn't ****, pussy, cooch, cooter, or beaver.
mola_mola 3
it says a lot when the only scientific word you use you dub as not the actual name
allmidnighteyes 11
I thought it was called the bajingo. Or did Scrubs lie to me?
PeppeDaQuilla 0
you must be as stupid as he is... did he go to school? why are you with him? for all he knows you will give birth via your belly button!!!!
joethemaggio 0
There WAS two holes or there ARE two holes?
BlueTwist89 0
I'm wondering if anyone else is noticing the flaw in some of these people's logic >.<. Anyway, OP call tell your bf he's having a blonde moment and just laugh it off. We all learn something new every day, no matter how trivial it may seem.
Ray2010_fml 0
hahahaha Wait Wat hole does the tampton go in ???? u people r confusing me
Bartimaeus 7
This is just another reason why America is being overpopulated by ignorant people. IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO REPRODUCE THEN PLEASE DONT DO IT!!!!!
yummycupcakegirl 0
Well hes not a girl soo I can see where he would think that bu sex ed should have covered that. Besides there are two tiny tubes one-pee two-blood. sorry for any incorrect info :)
Zebidee 9
I don't want to rip on you, because you seem genuine, but you might want to read up on the tiny tube/blood part of what you said.
hcovballer247 0
Well, not all guys would know that. No matter what the age is.