Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0
that must hurt
CoonAndFriends 0
He wanted to bang, that's all.(:
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Comments (95)
Bawxy 0
Wow. wouldn't he have felt the vibration or something travel up your body?
iliketurdles 7
why did she have a vibrator aswell? must have forgot to mention that in the FML.
imac619 2
You must have a big head or live in shoe box.
websmith 0
Uh huh. Anyone know where to find the true stories?
smashgrab 0
Anyone care if they're true or not, as long as they're funny? Anybody? Hello? Guess not. Get over it, your life is not going to end because somebody posted a fake FML.
Breanah01 0
I don't care, as long as there funny, in other words I agree (:
decibel_fml 0
haha he's trying to knock your head into giving some good head
1twilight 0
haha i fukin love that
dmantheplaya 0
that is hilarious. where was the other stooge.
you_freak 7
True
lekiat 0
domestic violence
lyssa_la 0
haha!!! that's sooo funny!!
ilovejordans 0
he doesn't sound like a winner