Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0
that must hurt
CoonAndFriends 0
He wanted to bang, that's all.(:
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Comments (95)
starile 20
This could have continued into a series of hilarious Stooge-esque hijinks with him unknowingly banging you into things trying to find out what the heck is going on and why you keep fighting to get out of his hold.
savvy_suzy 0
He's not a keeper.
Zacharyscot 0
shes not a keeper if she keeps gettin her head banged against stuff
DocBastard 40
That loud bang was the sound of the door hitting him on the ass on his way out.
Zacharyscot 0
doc, kman666 & zach5432.
aback 5
Caveman foreplay.
Pandora9321 0
hahaha nice
Shadow_Phantom 26
He sounds a bit clueless... XD
Judus_beej 0
you folks must like the s&m. kinky ;)
WaitWut22 1
It Was an accident calm down all of u people that she was abused. I think it was funny
Breanah01 0
I agree, and this shit is hilarious
AustrianChaos 3
Your boyfriend seems to have a lack of common sense.
Zacharyscot 0
it would have been a lack of common sense if he did it a third time
forgotten_addict 1
Haha this happened to me a few weeks ago, but it was pretty hilarious, and my bf freaked out and thought he killed me lol(:
Fubar69 0
so sorry this happened to you but I am lmao!