Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I found out that my sister, who is 16 years older than me, is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to have a sister. Who’s the mom gonna be? It’s my cousin from my mom’s side. My dad’s excuse? "Well, she ain’t blood related." FML
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
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TerrorDollie 0
Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!
macskapingvin 0
So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.
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Comments (117)
ellephaba101 0
wow first?
fmlwinnn 0
well, at least you're not a guy.
fmlwinnn 0
referring to OP.
meganasoarus 0
change your name. your parents are jerks
stevienik 6
why is this an FML?
ankit123444 0
ouch..that's gotta suck..
12596 0
she wouldn't have been born
TerrorDollie 0
Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!
tarabelle 7
agreed(:
Florence_ 0
I totally want your shirt!! xD
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I totally want your shirt... off!! xD just kiddin'!
that1guy1 13
Fail troll is fail. She's 14
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
It was a joke, and I don't think a 2 year age difference would classify me as a pedophile, even if I was serious about hitting on her...
smileanyway 0
I think it's really cute how they named you that. My name is Ashley too,Go the L-E-Yr's!
spanelli 16
Anomomous is a pretty ******* shitty name as well.
stormer461 13
Anonomous is a pretty shitty name if you can't even spell anonymous right.
spanelli 16
Well, that's exactly what the name says. It isn't my fault he/she cannot spell.
NeatNit 33
89, you can't even misspell anonymous right. It was "anomomous". Yeah, I couldn't understand it either.
ashlyrose45 12
I'm supposed to be ashley but my dad can't spell, so now I'm Ashly
velvel 7
cool story bro
OreosBeGooood15 0
Time to role play ?
macskapingvin 0
So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.
TerrorDollie 0
Lol!
freakybella 0
My imaginary friend was a cat... ya I'm good. he was killed off in a plane crash when I was four. he wore a trench coat and hat, went on business trips, was a calico and his name was fluffy.
sheehan35 2
but u can get rid of an imaginary friend
LaFemmeQuiRit 3
Only female cats can be calico.
camster8393 1
that's not totally true. a calico cat can be male but he will be infertile. it's rare...
freakybella 0
He was imaginary, but yes in real life male calico cats are incredibly rare but they do exist.
sparta98 4
I get how awkward that is. I almost ended up with Shamus. Thank god my mom wouldn't have it.
ashlynn610 12
That's my dogs name!! hahh (:
ashlynn610 12
That's my dogs name!! hahh (:
v1kt4r 13
Hey at least you weren't an accident
Doortje 30
Some children have imaginary friends with the weirdest, non-existent names. So you should be grateful your sisters friend was called Ashley instead of Tinkerinkle or something like that.
whyme_everytime 0
at least u weren't named after ur aunts creepy doll like me
youfailed18 0
Which would be....
satomi_ishida 0
They're too embarrassed to mention obviously. :P
kiaralove53 0
Omg I was too! The sad part is I am not joking...