Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
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intheboot 0
a lesson to remember
agamid 1
whenever my ex used to try and tickle me i'd dig my nails into an exposed piece of flesh until he stopped.
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Comments (118)
FatMan23 10
YDI for dating a rapist.
dave0811 4
Hmmm can you say future rapist?
ambersmummy 0
Sounds like a freakin rapist
Emokidabbey 0
I choked the last guy who tickled me and wouldn't stop. I didn't mean to, but he was pissed.
adinaseiz 0
Ouchhh
damoki 8
Haha sounds exactly like what my husband would say!!
kickkinit 2
When i was dating this guy, he would always do shit like this. I always just pulled on his leg hair. Gets them to stop immediately!
528Alice491 3
My boyfriend says the same crap. Okay, I'll just let you torture me. Sorry for the injury, a nightstand to the eye sounds painful.
WickedFan 12
That's when you beat the ever living shit out of him
embuls 13
Yeah, I've heard that one. My other "favorite" is when he says, 'This is why you shouldnt be near me.'