Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
intheboot 0
a lesson to remember
agamid 1
whenever my ex used to try and tickle me i'd dig my nails into an exposed piece of flesh until he stopped.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (118)
RinnieRiot 9
Take it like a man! Don't struggle.
MichaelGood 0
ftw
krazy_glu3 0
if he was to tickling you you shouldve hit him in the face with a frying pan. :]
SassiestLemon 2
:] indeed.
inthemillions 0
How is this an FML?
addisonsmom 0
my husband would say something like that lol. not really an FML tho.
mattitucklove01 0
dump him quick , shows u what kind of boy he really is?
13yearoldpridigy 1
#51 and 102. Your love lifes must be freaking awesome, huh? Retards.
skulluks 0
He is right. Remember, no means yes.
skulluks 0
He is right. Remember, no means yes.
skulluks 0
He is right. Remember, no means yes.
NextBigThing5044 0
Oww
DanaeOnyx 0
Dumped