hahaohyeahwow
Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML
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onealmxwilson 18
Am I the only one wondering how long he was in the bathroom?
AcieMcG 21
Well at least one of you came.
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worldclassrager 41
You can still go for it...he just won't have a great ******...or just wait until next time...
pptm 13
He like play alone
bayy1432 14
Guys usually last longer the second time around so hopefully you guys tried again?
lownby 9
Happens to the best of us
thewife5 19
He rather get turned on by his hand than you?? Weird
miyaviichan 27
Lol I did that to my boyfriend once. He was taking too long! It just kind of happened, slipped past the point of no return.
Shiny_nickels 14
You know what they say, it's the thought that counts... Right?
akabbitt 3
OUCH!!!
MrSarcasmic 10
who plans sex?
cherylrenee 14
Lots of people...
Oh_bother44 11
People who don't have a lot of free time... People that don't live alone and have to plan around times when the roommates, children, or parents in some cases will be away
Solano2580 24
YDI for not waiting 10 mins for it to "recharge"
allplayedout 20
Well if that happened as fast as it did, probably for the best you didn't have to be disappointed. He'll last longer if he cleans the pipes first.