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hahaohyeahwow Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

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hahaohyeahwow 4

He said he had to poop (lmfao) and did it in there. Also, he cannot do it twice in a night. He literally just passes out. Ha.

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onealmxwilson 18

Am I the only one wondering how long he was in the bathroom?

AcieMcG 21

Well at least one of you came.

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Comments (123)

Realhomesley 5

wait 15 then start the best round

doublewall 6

Completely justified.

danybeam 5

in a weird way it actually is cute.. but your life still sucks

ty4nier 16

Not gonna lie, not what I was expecting. Very original

ayomaggots 8

wouldn't have stopped me haha

PinkandBlueshow 3

its called a tounge dude, my boyfriend can give me at the least 60 orgasms with his.

Kingoftheice 10

Premature ejaculation, that's why you don't "get ready"

loveseat14 11

Break up with him.

RhineBl 17

"I laugh at how dumb you are."