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Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML
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onealmxwilson 18
Am I the only one wondering how long he was in the bathroom?
AcieMcG 21
Well at least one of you came.
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davidmicoola 3
You should've rolled with it, he would've lasted longer. No onepumpchump. lol
middlenamefrank 8
So apparently he has difficulty getting erect, and also seems to suffer premature ejaculations. Poor guy. I'm feeling MUCH better about my own sexual abilities.
geminidragon01 9
why did you not wait like 15 or 30 min and just have round 2 for him and round 1 for you?
LittleKnownly 6
My first response was "awww" ?
Jahdan 5
your fault for planning it. in the words of every Nike advert I've ever seen "just do it"
lllibora 11
Ehm, isn't that supposed to be a part of the forplay? You get eachother ready? I never dated a guy who needed to 'fumble' himself in the bathroom before he can get it on. OP, you both need to work on this. You do him he does you.
nightangel17 4
I've actually had this happen to me too. I feel ya!!
polobeastjkc 5
What, no round 2?
nate_rez 6
At least he thought of you.
HxH_fml 6
Well, if you had carried on with it the sex would have been longer. Just a thought but still that sucks ?