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hahaohyeahwow Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

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hahaohyeahwow 4

He said he had to poop (lmfao) and did it in there. Also, he cannot do it twice in a night. He literally just passes out. Ha.

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onealmxwilson 18

Am I the only one wondering how long he was in the bathroom?

AcieMcG 21

Well at least one of you came.

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captainsmegma 12

Two concepts I have trouble understanding. Planning sex and fumbling. It's usually i'm Horny your horny we got time let's do it. Dicks do not just go off in your hand. It takes some manipulation.

xtna 9

"dicks don't just go off in your hand" I just keep imagining a penis grenade.

Wraith09 15

That's too funny! If only Mel Brooks was still making movies!

Nerdgurl86 18

Well if he gets to finish, then so should you OP. Tell him to get on it :-),

gracehi 33

Foreplay: you're doing it wrong.

fuckercakes 21

I regret secretly reading this in class because I burst out laughing

ostfaiz 18

note: never plan ur sex!

bgon1350 4

Just means he will last longer now.

ThaReaper319 19

Yoda: the cum is strong in this one.

AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Funnier the second time it was not.

ThaReaper319 19

Yoda: the cum is strong in this one.

AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Fail at commenting, you did.

crunchycheeto99 11

Might be an excuse to not have sex. He might be to nervous/afraid..

taylorpric3 9

at least he finished.