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hahaohyeahwow Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

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hahaohyeahwow 4

He said he had to poop (lmfao) and did it in there. Also, he cannot do it twice in a night. He literally just passes out. Ha.

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onealmxwilson 18

Am I the only one wondering how long he was in the bathroom?

AcieMcG 21

Well at least one of you came.

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thatguy3812 25

I've never planned sex, it usually just happens

LadyIrene 21

Some people do

T1A2Z3 35

Well tell him now it's your turn to cum