Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Dejavux187 0
he was doing yard work
windfuelsfire 10
i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.
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Comments (386)
youthink_fml 0
So what? Lighten up.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, since the war and all, his popularity has dropped a bit.
RedPillSucks 33
Ask him if he want to knit, or does he want to f*ck? If he wants to f*ck, then stfu and just do it.
julianng7998 0
ok it is so not a bad thing to have a hairy vag, some guys prefer it hairy and some like it smooth, but if your gonna get rid of your pubic hair whatever you do, *DO NOT SHAVE* it will grow back much thicker and darker and itch like hell, if you want to remove the hair then just wax it or trim the hair, but don't make your **** bald, wanna have the ****** of a ten year old? No, wax your bikini line then trim whatevers left, simple.
3wJt6oBA 0
old wives' tale. shaving doesn't mess around with the actual follicles; there's no way that it could even cause the hair to grow back thicker or darker. stop making things up. also, it doesn't itch if you actually know how to shave properly.
lover_of_life 8
Aren't there health risks from completely shaving down there? I remember reading somewhere that pubic hair keeps bacteria from entering into your body.
lindsaysue 4
No, unless you cut yourself, which is just as risky on any other body part..
sosadrightnow 4
True #88
Savie_Anna 0
I'd scream if someone stuck their hand down my pants. :(
WingsFan80 4
Maybe if you didn't know the guy or have never screwed around with the one you are with. but if you were fooling arijnd there would be no reason to scream unless you were hiding something.
KrystalCaliyah 0
i bet half of you talkin about how pubic hair is gross have a freakin bush down there so shaaadaaap !.
xxBAMFxx 0
at least he was being nice about it. you should be glad he didn't say,"Dayum girl you need to shave this shit!!!"
monnanon 14
wow so many of you are scared of pubic hair. Not everyone wants to be completely bald down there. You're not supposed to be bald down there as the hair helps protect the delicate skin from chaffing. Complete baldness of the pubic area is just another myth kicked around by the **** industry and the only reason they are all bald is so you can get a clear view.
t1nus 0
lol funny :p