Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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Dejavux187 0
he was doing yard work
windfuelsfire 10
i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.
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Comments (386)
triggerit 5
you are two idiots... waisting time on it instead of making love
Maxine17 8
YDI for having enough hair down there to scratch. This puts my whole ideal of Califonian girls being blonde, tanned and waxed all over out the window More importantly, it should never be "public" hair, no one should ever see that nasty shit.
jayZ180 0
plz help Maxine i need sex or I will die I need some pussy
WingsFan80 4
there are hippies in Cali, I'm pretty sure they let it all grow
water2210 0
lol 14
Mauskau 36
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pubes get you crabs. get rid of that shit! it's itchy, uncomfy and looks horrible
kath3rin3tayl0r 0
lolwut. having pubic hair doesn't give you crabs. crabs can actually live anywhere on the body as long as there's hair. clearly you didn't pay attention in sex ed.
Lizz7 0
Once my dad and my brother went on a fishing boat and when they came home, first thing my dad says to my mom is "You need to teach your son about abstinence and self-restraint. He keeps catching crabs."
jam4 0
shave that crap sicko
kritz0 10
Lol@all you stupid little children telling her to shave her pubic hair. If its scruffy...she's probably shaved it and it's growing back. Btw... Whoever said that guys only like shaved pussy is WRONG! I've Shaved for my man before..he was none to happy but didn't say why so, later as a surprise for his birthday and something new to try out had a *Brazilian* wax done to try it out for the both of us. He didn't like either and has stated since he prefers hair over a pussy that looks like it belongs to a VERY under-aged girl. Considering our large age difference in the first place.. I can see why. Oh and for the idiot who said something about hair removal cream. That shit stinks even if its the scented shit..and you're N*O*T suppose to use it in the genital area. DUMBASS.
seabass0911 0
maybe your ****** Is just soo gross that your husband needs anything less gross to cover it up. and pubic hair fits the bill
goobly 2
Agreed. lots of grown men prefer some hair, myself included. I think you may have forgotten that 95% of people on FML comments are stupid teenagers.
monnanon 14
You're not supposed to use it right outside your ****** or asshole, you can use it on the bikini area and shave the rest. I agree about the stinking part tho, its smells like bleach or something :S
teemoneyyyy 0
hahaha you caught on quickly. (:
Mgolds6 0
she wrote "pubic". what's the problem?
ArtIsResistance7 1
There was a typo in the original. It said public* instead of pubic*.
seabass0911 0
EEEWWWWWWWW
superbabies 0
You were messing around! Have a sense of humor!
camilynn 0
people still shave? how about waxing it? it's much better! either way gross that you haven't done either.