Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
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matt120784 0
How long before someone makes a wincest comment?
LifeOnBlast19 9
Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude
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Comments (191)
flockz 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if you can't find a more private place to have sex, then you shouldn't be having sex.
ikickgingers 15
Some people enjoy voyeurism though :(
cradle6 13
Exhibitionism*
ikickgingers 15
No need to correct me. I enjoy watching. Some people doesn't mean Op. Thanks though FlockZ is cockblocking
flockz 20
sorry i didnt point out about the private place being away from the parents. so no i wasn't **** blocking i was blocking my mom from my ****. any other lady be my guest though.
DjeePee 25
'if you want to have sex, move out. If you can't have a place of your own, just be abstinent!' That's how I read your post. And I'm sorry to break the news to you, but life isn't that simple, certainly not with all the people in their mid-twenties who are still living at home to save money.
Arch27 27
Do it where you want, just make sure the coast is clear -- unless you like your girl's mom bursting in and demanding to see your crank as you're plowing her daughter. I used to do it with my girlfriend out in the woods.
DjeePee 25
I tried to do it with my boyfriend in the woods (well, a forest. Woods are rare in the city). Two dogs, five walkers and three bikes later, we decided it wasn't such a great spot after all. But his mom will never come to his room, so we're safe.
gonzy 3
Such a buzz kill dude
acdc923 0
69 likes!
bri1215 7
thankfully i live right near some fenced off woods so me and my boyfriend dont have to worry about other people
ActionFearo 39
Car and the desert (:
every1luvsboners 11
After you're done with it she's going to hang it on her chandelier of used condoms in her room.
flockz 20
im sure that would match the used tampon crown molding nicely.
Llamassss 21
As well as the douche necklace.
HomeAl0ne 20
And the dried foreskin collage of Jerry Springer's face. She really should incorporate a small clock into that.
Faz7875 2
She just wanted a look. ;-)
Daralea 21
Now every time OP sees her boyfriend's penis she'll remember it has her mother's stamp of approval. Hopefully no actual stamp was being used.
monkeywrench1 10
Maybe he tricked her once already?
haw008 14
Better safe than sorry!!
pliego13 0
Cougar
Corvec 4
Rawr?
kareltje 17
This would be one of those exceptions to the rule where you ARE allowed to tell your parents to shut up and get the **** out of your room. And move out if you want your privacy.
fishisacat 2
If she still lives with her parents, under the age of making her own decisions, she shouldnt even be have sex at ALL.
lovefml987 1
That's some messes up shit Mom crossed some major lines
nightops 8
You live under your parents' roof and complain about their rules? Ungrateful freeloader.
lovefml987 1
Hmm are you talking to me or the OPer
Randomnessmoi 0
I refuse to believe this O_O
Poetaster 10
So, is op a male or female? If male, this could be a more revealing event than just verifying the use of a condom.