Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
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LocoMarshmallow 13
At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"
DocBastard 40
I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".
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Comments (154)
mete_orito 34
Is this a scene of a new porno movie? I think I missed something.
Chris93Jones 20
you'd think he'd do the spider man... basically same move
mete_orito 34
Yeah, but he said Sha ZAM! at the end. He messed up comic characters in this one.
crazydave1998 6
hahahahaha
ASBriere 8
Ahhhhhhahahahaha
ROMEnt 2
Sound like the perfect form of birth control.
Meanmommy02 11
I would have punched him eww.
manylaughs 2
Pretty degrading.
Omniprism 15
Reheat a dick wad.... literally.
nyikkins 11
Yes, he should have asked if she was OK with it first, but the act itself isn't that bad. Rather than dumping him, she should talk to him about boundaries and communicating if he wants to try something. I feel like I'm the only girl here so far who would find this funny, but I dunno, I don't find getting cum on my face degrading. My boyfriend and I like just messing around during sex. He jokes "I'll dick slap you", and I'll just laugh and say "go on then". Why so serious, ladies?
8born8 18
Bravo, well said! Sometimes a pearl necklace is too mundane and a birds nest or creampie is in order. There is nothing like that toe curling, shoulder biting, full body spasm feeling of an epic climax after an awesome session of *******. Sometimes, primal animalistic urges need to be sated with crazy, sweaty, rough pounding. Any hole's a goal!
brandoneyez1 25
Lmao! That's hilarious. Sorry op. It wasn't sexy, but it is funny.