Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
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Equinox987 0
LMAO, does he want to be the pink ranger?
ReginaFalange_fml 13
lol ur bf is hilarious!
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Comments (284)
mekerchan 0
I would love it if my boyfriend did that. I'm a total nerd. I would laugh my ass off first then probably attack him. So I envy you. xD
youeffinhomoxx 0
for some reason i can see my boyfriend doing this.
AFewScrewsLoose 0
never have i laughed so hard at an FML AND the comments together. Epic. :'3 and OP, stfu and try having fun during sex, not swishing your hair and rolling your head or whatever else you pick up off the TV nowadays. Lighten up. And next time, bring a light saber into it and have a bit of fun. ;D Dorky Boyfriend Epic Win. :D
tapesculpture 0
dude this entire fml is full of win bahhhahaha that's so cute :D
bcht 0
that is an epic win and for all you people saying that the power rangers don't transform you forgot their zoids combine they change shape and postion
forthelose42 0
your life totally sucks. oh my gosh, this made me laugh so hard.
Hockey_Chik 1
Hahaha, this is adorable! Can I have your boyfriend??? :)
nat_b 0
That is just epic - seriously don't think FML, love your life!
ashtongale 0
I wish my boyfriend did that. :( All he does is grunt and look constipated...
kleonard88 0
Loved it hahaha still laughing