Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Turn off
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Automaton
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
In the mood
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
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Equinox987 0
LMAO, does he want to be the pink ranger?
ReginaFalange_fml 13
lol ur bf is hilarious!
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Comments (284)
Masta_Blasta 0
well that's kinda funny.
emilyfaith34 0
im in love with him.
ajmhooper 0
L. M. F. A. O. (:
RarelyComment 0
LMAO this is the funniest one I've read
europe9843 0
HES ******* AWESOME XD
paiix 0
HAHA THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!omg you HAVE to give him props. AND im a girl. if i was you i would have LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!i honesty think thats the funniest fml i ever read!!!:]]
cappypants 0
lmao
NFresh6 0
That's hilarious!
Inferblue08 0
lol thats so awesome i have to do that next time ^_^
Nighta9 0
if i said this i wouldn't be able to stop laughing this is a FTW