Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
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Equinox987 0
LMAO, does he want to be the pink ranger?
ReginaFalange_fml 13
lol ur bf is hilarious!
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Comments (284)
shaftedforce 5
HA HA THAT'S FLIPPIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sokai_fml 0
That made me lol.
invader0tal 0
My god your boyfriend is my hero. Can I have his number?
cooorah 0
Um... it shows that her boyfriend actually has a sense of humor. If you don't want him, I'll take him. Quit complaining and appreciate what you have.
cooorah 0
Double post... whoops. OMG FML.
BluEG0pher 0
oooh man....... even i wouldnt sink that low, and im a huge nerd....
chasingstarlight 0
Uh if you don't want him I'll take him kthx.
SilverBallet 0
Could've been worse. "Candlejack will never ge--"
aka_candy6 3
i have to admit. i haven't laughed this hard for a while.
Panderz 0
This is SO AWESOME!!! Your post makes me so happy! That sounds exactly like something that would happen in my relationship...only difference is I'd laugh my head off and ask if I could be the pink ranger. Lol.