Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
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Top comments
skullet 0
control yourself, woman!
playnejayne 0
haha keep it down next time?
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Comments (67)
rbond93 4
they're just jelous
manda980 0
haha that's stupid. there shoulda joined haha and she doesn't even sound 13 just cuzed she screamed? wtfff
Your_Cute 0
good Job
the9thcircle 0
with real sex, yes screaming can happen, but usually only during pain pleasure. I have never heard of anyone actually screaming during a REAL ******. quit faking. it feels too good for you to even be capable of noise.
kenzey4 2
heres an idea. shut the **** up. or have ur bf put a pillow over ur mouth next time, u should not be screaming that loud :P
MaskedAspen 6
young love ? ..
relarah 0
if the house was empty wen u started dnt blame u but still be quiet moaning softly and making whimpers etc. works just as good. ur not trying to make ur bf deaf are u cuz that what its heading towars. n oh my u just made ur bf a laughing joke to his brothers.
FluffyBeard 0
His DEN?! Are you dating a bear?
2436 4
Awks...
kickkinit 2
Wtf