Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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Top comments
bt2breakskn 0
not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.
Freeze_fml 17
He had to walk. Right?
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Comments (268)
Stoddards_rock1 0
I Would So Dump That F*cker And Look For A New Boyfriend.
oh_lol_ownage 0
break up with the asshole
DMinimo 0
what a douche. (NOT YOU OP, your boyfriend)
shannonjnae2706 0
Your boifriend is a douchebag for making you walk. Dump his sorry ass.
lamenerdy 0
dang!!!
Zeusthegoose 0
your bf
bethanymaeby 0
agreed.
jmac2787 0
wwjd
ThreeDaysGrace1 0
~I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, **** you! Oo, oo, oo. I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough. I'm like, **** you and **** her too. I said if I was richer, I'd still be with ya. Ha, now ain't that some shit? (Ain't that some shit?) Although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a, **** you! Oo, oo, oo.~
ald2008 0
Time to get a new boyfriend! **** that shit, man. Nobody deserves that.