Today, my boyfriend and I were discussing sports injuries, and I mentioned that I pulled a muscle in my crotch last year. He snorted and called me a clueless idiot because according to him, "girls don't have crotches". He's a med student. I sense malpractice lawsuits in our future. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend noticed a bruise on my hip. Apparently, he would rather believe I'm cheating on him, rather that I'm terribly clumsy at work. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
Today, after ignoring my concerns and declaring that "safety equipment is for pussies", my husband went rock climbing for the first time. He only sprained his ankle, but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed and pissing in a bucket, because walking is "too painful." FML
Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
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Nyx_fml 23
He might be confusing "crotch" with "****". He must be terrible at spelling.
Fireashes250 16
He probably thinks that a crotch is just male genitals. Still pretty dumb to think about, HE'S A MED STUDENT.
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Comments (100)
rachxxo 9
Wow, I'm hoping he's a first year...from the looks of it he has a lot to learn.
Wittledinosaure 7
Hopefully he isn't that far into his studies and still hasn't learned anatomy yet... But still. How do you not know that?
notsofriendly 17
I sense a break in the future, and I don't mean that in the osteopathic sense.
graceinsheepwear 34
Wait till he finds out we also have groins.
EmmaMK 35
Wait until he finds out that women have brains too
yeongji 31
Yet another typical medical student who thinks his status in school makes him think he is brighter than others..
Nyx_fml 23
So, he THINKS his status in school makes him THINK he is brighter than others? It would sound like a good self-realization if it wasn't such a big generalization!
DocBastard 40
Yeongji - I have news for you: the vast majority of medical students ARE brighter than others. There are always a few dumbasses in each class who manage to get in somehow, but trying to claim that medical students aren't some of the smartest is stupid, arrogant, and ignorant. If you'd like to think I'm being cocky by saying this, you're welcome to do so.
feelingold 18
sure thing, you cocky Bastard.
FightMyLiger 19
And some dumbasses make it all the way through, eh Doc?
SneezyBear 27
Docbastard, while I don't completely disagree with you I have to point out that academic intelligence is only one of many facets of intelligence - social intelligence, emotional intelligence, to name a few. Many people can pass exams referring to how well they've memorised a textbook even though they may lack basic common sense.
Reesienpiper 4
Thankfully he's only a student and not a graduate... He should throw in the towel.
alkaid 14
I feel like my IQ has gone down as I read that ..also I'm developing a fear of doctors
User57777 13
Well that can't be good.
spikekutter 9
yes, because women are all barbie dolls..
Nyx_fml 23
But... even barbie dolls have crotches...
olpally 33
What a dumb ****. Good god.