Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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mercedes3210 6
cute! lol
CRrawsum 7
I shower naked.
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Comments (152)
kayvan 8
He is saving himself for Jesus.
bobjoefredsky 0
HAHA
PamParanoia 0
I'm trying to picture this scenario. lol xD
motero 0
beauty!
krisssstie 0
is he a never nude??!!
Doortje 30
That's.. adorable and sad at the same time.
oliver86 8
reminds me of Flanders
perdix 31
He probably does that all the time and his junk is encrusted with a mature colony of fungi and mold.
Doortje 30
Thank you for this mental image Perdix. It's going to hunt me in my sleep until I eventually give up and kill myself.
perdix 31
I'm sorry. As a consolation prize, I can send you a putty knife in case you ever meet a guy like that. Deal?
footballGOD58 0
39 - *haunt*
Jizwold 0
no 85 they meant hunt
lil_ham1644 29
I think hunt works in this case.
supertacowaffle 41
safety first.
lijphart 0
what is he, 12?
bobjoefredsky 0
I bet
123zc1 3
But under his swimming pants he's... -naked-.
lemonlift 6
lol... so technically he is naked!
lil_ham1644 29
Duh duh duhhhh
Lizz7 0
Maybe he was thinking PLAYTIME! and wants you to take them off for him?